By the title “Hey, Sailor” you might have thought this was going to be a nautical-style outfit. If you thought that, you would be wrong. This is actually just something I threw together to go to a quick dinner and then do some school work at Starbucks. Normally I don’t hike myself up this tall for something so casual, but as the summer comes to a close, this might be one of my last chances for wedges. Anyway, back to “Hey, Sailor.” That’s actually just the phrase I use as a pick-up line while I strike this pose:
So far, no takers. I think the problem is that I’m too alluring, and therefore intimidating potential…um…sailors.